“You don't lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.”

Dear nobody in particular,

Just because you whack someone with
a stick
a book
a hand
etc.
doesn't mean he'll do what you ask.

/end

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

Dear nobody in particular,

I know that food's good for me.
But when you claim that it can cure
cancer
SARS
swine flu
etc.
it makes you look like the one who needs to eat it.

I'm perfectly healthy, thanks. Et toi?

/end